{"id":1043,"date":"2018-08-17T15:36:47","date_gmt":"2018-08-17T13:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2018-09-20T13:28:02","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T11:28:02","slug":"blog-sranda-na-umreni-prectete-si-nejvtipnejsi-vety-pred-smrti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/2018\/08\/17\/blog-sranda-na-umreni-prectete-si-nejvtipnejsi-vety-pred-smrti\/","title":{"rendered":"Sranda na um\u0159en\u00ed. P\u0159e\u010dt\u011bte si nejvtipn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u011bty p\u0159ed smrt\u00ed!"},"content":{"rendered":"

V \u017eivot\u011b moc jistot nenajdete. Jednou z nich je ta, \u017ee \u017eivot d\u0159\u00edv nebo pozd\u011bji skon\u010d\u00ed. Ob\u010das se p\u0159itom poda\u0159\u00ed odej\u00edt ze sv\u011bta s par\u00e1dn\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161kou. Sestavili jsme \u017eeb\u0159\u00ed\u010dek t\u011bch nejlep\u0161\u00edch. <\/b><\/p>\n

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  1. \u201eCo d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161? To nen\u00ed zas tak vysoko. Je\u0161t\u011b m\u016f\u017ee\u0161!\u201c<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. \u201eTenhle druh hada zn\u00e1m! Ten ur\u010dit\u011b nen\u00ed jedovatej, pod\u00edvej.\u201c<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. \u201eV t\u00e9hle \u010d\u00e1sti Afriky lidojedi ne\u017eijou.\u201c<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. \u201eA te\u010f m\u011b vyfo\u0165 na t\u00e9 sk\u00e1le. Tro\u0161ku si popojdu…\u201c<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. \u201eStoprocentn\u011b to je ten modrej dr\u00e1t.\u201c<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. \u201eNen\u00ed tu c\u00edtit plyn? Rad\u0161i rozsvi\u0165.\u201c<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. \u201eHele v pohod\u011b, ten led udr\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1s oba. V\u017edy\u0165 jsme tu v\u010dera bruslili.\u201c<\/li>\n
  8. \u201eNeboj, ta nen\u00ed nabit\u00e1.\u201c<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. \u201eNesly\u0161\u00ed\u0161 hromy? Poj\u010f, schov\u00e1me se rad\u0161i pod ten strom.\u201c<\/span><\/li>\n
  10. „Tahle houba je jedl\u00e1, jsem si t\u00edm jist\u00fd.“<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\"\"\n

    A je\u0161t\u011b jedna klasick\u00e1:<\/span><\/p>\n

    11.\u00a0<\/span>\u201eZprava dobr\u00fd!\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

    A co na to celebrity? Jejich rozlou\u010den\u00ed se sv\u011btem b\u00fdv\u00e1 \u010dasto o dost poeti\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, pod\u00edvejte se sami.<\/b><\/h2>\n
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    1. Jean Philippe Rameau<\/strong>, francouzsk\u00fd skladatel, ke kn\u011bzi, kter\u00fd mu p\u0159i\u0161el d\u00e1t posledn\u00ed pomaz\u00e1n\u00ed a p\u0159ipravoval ho na smrt:\u00a0<\/span>\u201eCo mi tady p\u0159edzp\u011bvujete, je fale\u0161n\u011b. Mohu v\u00e1s ujistit, \u017ee nem\u00e1te \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd hlas.\u201c<\/li>\n
    2. Petr Velik\u00fd<\/strong>, rusk\u00fd car, um\u00edraje n\u00e1sledkem praskl\u00e9ho mo\u010dov\u00e9ho m\u011bch\u00fd\u0159e, svou posledn\u00ed v\u011btu ani nestihl:\u00a0<\/span>\u201eV\u0161e odkazuji…\u201c<\/li>\n
    3. Al\u017eb\u011bta I.<\/strong>, anglick\u00e1 kr\u00e1lovna, na smrteln\u00e9m lo\u017ei po \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9m panov\u00e1n\u00ed:\u00a0<\/span>\u201eV\u0161echno, co m\u00e1m, za jedinou chv\u00edli!\u201c nebo: \u201eV\u0161echno m\u00e9 bohatstv\u00ed za jedin\u00fd okam\u017eik.\u201c<\/li>\n
    4. N\u011bmeck\u00fd filozof a autor Karl Marx<\/strong>, kter\u00fd zem\u0159el na z\u00e1n\u011bt pr\u016fdu\u0161ek:\u00a0<\/span>\u201ePosledn\u00ed slova jsou pro hlup\u00e1ky, kte\u0159\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b v \u017eivot\u011b ne\u0159ekli dost.\u201c<\/li>\n
    5. Salvador Dal\u00ed<\/strong>, surrealistick\u00fd mal\u00ed\u0159:\u00a0<\/span>\u201eKde jsou m\u00e9 hodiny?\u201c<\/li>\n
    6. Rasputin<\/strong>, l\u00e9\u010ditel a d\u016fv\u011brn\u00edk rusk\u00e9 c\u00edsa\u0159sk\u00e9 rodiny, po otrav\u011b jedem:\u00a0<\/span>\u201eN\u011bjak m\u011b bol\u00ed hlava. P\u016fjdu si asi lehnout.\u201c<\/li>\n
    7. Reggae ikona Bob Marley<\/strong>:\u00a0<\/span>\u201eZa pen\u00edze si \u017eivot nekoup\u00ed\u0161.\u201c<\/li>\n
    8. Revolucion\u00e1\u0159 Che Guevara<\/strong> na voj\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd m\u011bl vykonat jeho popravu:\u00a0<\/span>,,St\u0159\u00edlej! Na co \u010dek\u00e1\u0161! Jedin\u00e9, co zabije\u0161, bude \u010dlov\u011bk. Jm\u00e9no z\u016fstane.\u201c<\/li>\n
    9. Herec Humphrey Bogart<\/strong>:\u00a0<\/span>\u201eNikdy jsem nem\u011bl vym\u011bnit skotskou za martini.“<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
      V\u00edce o Mutumutu<\/a><\/div>\n

      Poji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed <\/i><\/b>Mutumutu<\/i><\/b><\/a> je tu pro ty, kte\u0159\u00ed cht\u011bj\u00ed \u017e\u00edt dlouho, a proto o sebe pe\u010duj\u00ed. Za zdrav\u00fd \u017eivotn\u00ed styl v\u00e1s Mutumutu odm\u011bn\u00ed a\u017e 30 % z ceny pojistn\u00e9ho. B\u00fdt v kondici se vyplat\u00ed.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

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      V \u017eivot\u011b moc jistot nenajdete. Jednou z nich je ta, \u017ee \u017eivot d\u0159\u00edv nebo pozd\u011bji skon\u010d\u00ed. Ob\u010das se p\u0159itom poda\u0159\u00ed odej\u00edt ze sv\u011bta s par\u00e1dn\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161kou. Sestavili jsme \u017eeb\u0159\u00ed\u010dek t\u011bch nejlep\u0161\u00edch. \u201eCo d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161? To nen\u00ed zas tak vysoko. Je\u0161t\u011b m\u016f\u017ee\u0161!\u201c \u201eTenhle druh hada zn\u00e1m! Ten ur\u010dit\u011b nen\u00ed jedovatej, pod\u00edvej.\u201c \u201eV t\u00e9hle \u010d\u00e1sti Afriky lidojedi ne\u017eijou.\u201c …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":1044,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[68,67,69,40],"class_list":["post-1043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zivotni-styl","tag-humor","tag-smrt","tag-sranda","tag-zdravi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1375,"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions\/1375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.new.prod.mutu.creativedock.cloud\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}